could we have your money... please?

I guess Microsoft thinks that MSN is something people would pay for - even if they already have an ISP.

With such outstanding features as "Conquer your phobias", "Avoid a hellish commute", and "OK to haggle with doc?" I know I would... sign me up for a subscription today!

This looks like Bill's crass attempt at getting back some of the lunch money he had taken from him in grammar school and high school.