Spanking Client Not Legitimate Trial Prep Tactic
Repeat after me: "The perverted act of intentionally fondling the bare bottoms of female clients cannot and is not part of the practice of law."
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What the hell is up with everyone I know (including me) getting summoned for jury duty? Even the guy that used to live in my house got summoned. (I know this because all of their friggin' mail still comes to us. Oh, and their new license plates, too. Anyone wanna go rob a liquor store? Ah, then we'd just end up in court with Q on the jury, and he'd fry our asses in a heartbeat. That bastard.)
andrew 26 Jul 2002
Hey Andrew, if it was you in the dock I'd make sure you got life in prison, not the death penalty, so you could always remember the gleam in my eye as the judge pronounced your verdit: guilty!
QTip 26 Jul 2002
I served on a jury last week, and I wouldn't have minded if the judge took the defendant into chambers and opened a can of whupass on him for wasting two days of my life with his bogus case, but that ain't gonna happen...
QTip 25 Jul 2002