06 Jan 2003

 
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Hobos Fight Gingivitis

Hobos learn the wonders of mouthwash...not only does it make their shakes go away when they can't buy booze, but it's legal to drink in public, has more alchol content than wine and leaves them w/ minty fresh breath.

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Years ago I knew this cop from British Columbia, eh? He claimed that up der they lock up the Lysol, Aqua Velva, etc. You can only buy one at a time, and you had to tell them what you were going to use it for. Apparently the injuns liked to imbibe. Tuesday's Aqua Velva night! I also knew a guy in college that enjoyed chugging a Robitussin DM from time to time. He called it "Rob'in." I called it stupid.

Hoser 06 Jan 2003

"I can't believe it's bum breath..."

someone else 06 Jan 2003

Alright, I think we need to add a "hobo" category.

andrew 06 Jan 2003

Funny thing is, I was just talking to Andrew about gingivitis this morning... The bum!

QTip 06 Jan 2003

I wish people would find out facts before they say something. There is a BIG difference between a Hobo and a bum. A hobo will NOT take a handout,they work for what they are given, and they respect the earth, mankind, nature, and God. A bum doesn't posess these same qualities. I have been married to a hobo for 33 yrs, he works at his job all year long and takes time out to follow his wanderlust tendecies. True hobo jungles are usually dry, as alcohol impairs judgement when hopping trains and can cause accidents or death. So, please, before you group the bums, tramps, and hobos into one large group, do your research first. I'm sure that the many hobos in the country would appreciate it, as I know I would.

Wife of a true hobo 27 Aug 2003