Do the "Funky Christian"

Although Wheaton College has allowed square dancing for years they have just lifted an old rule against regular dancing on campus which has been in place since 1860. Does anyone else see Satan's hand in this?

I think this means that they can now do the minuet...
"...as long as students use caution and good judgment and avoid any behavior "which may be immodest, sinfully erotic, or harmfully violent."
It's only sinfully erotic if you do it right, and there's not a chance of that.

The can drink now too. Some faculty members went to a Mexican restaurant Monday night and celebrated. The night ended in sinful, drunken fornication.