tofurkey? tofuckyou.
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Islamic fundamentalists believe that anyone who is martyred while killing infidels goes to paradise, where 72 virgins are promised to them if they shaved recently. It is suspected that Shaikh Mohammed gave himself up this weekend when he realized he'd never get his hands on enough razors for the job.
Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, the alleged Sept. 11 mastermind, is seen shortly after his capture.
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"So, I'm not a morning person. May Allah forgive me! Hear me now: if you were me, you'd have a bad case of the Mondays, too, Western Devil!"
il_postino 03 Mar 2003
You know, Khalid, a shirt tighter around the neckline would be much more flattering. I do like the brooding evil mastermind hair tousle you've got going on there, though. It says "Sure I'm an intellectual, but love going out on the weekends!"
Todd Oldham 03 Mar 2003
he strikes a great resemblance to the "Khlau Kalash" vendor from the simpson's go to new york episode
motero 03 Mar 2003
That guy looks an awful lot like the soup Nazi to me... (No virgins for you!)
QTip 02 Mar 2003