Don't you hate when you hire two male strippers...

...they get into a fight and one ends up dead?
Two male exotic dancers had a spat after a gig, and the prettiness was over. When the fight spilled into the street, as many as thirty people saw a passing car hit one of them and toss him 90 feet down the street, where he died in his black leather jumpsuit.

Police are seeking the other stripper known only as... "Q."
hmmmm...

Witnesses are saying nothing. I can only cover for you so long, Q.