The Dialectizer

Covert any web page into one of the following dialects: Redneck, Jive, Cockney, Elmer Fudd, Swedish Chef, Moron, Pig Latin, Hacker. Here's the previous post in "Swedish Chef":

Feenelly a dull tu legeeslete-a Berbeee-a beck intu choorch. Zee pege-a seys he's "Emereece's trooe-a ecshun heru," su my cuncern oofer duzens ooff itheecel lepses moost be-a gruoondless. Um gesh dee bork, bork!