16 Jul 2003

 
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Creationist Science Fair

2nd Place: "Pine Cones Are Complicated"

David Block and Trevor Murry (grades 4) showed how specifically complicated pine cones are and how they reveal God's design in nature.


 
 

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This is an Onion article, right? C'mon, Gomez...

"God Made Kitty" (in my best Ralph voice.)

Jebus! They just get better as the kids get older!

andrew 16 Jul 2003

It made me laugh so it must be satire, but elsewhere it reads... "If we can't shut down Landover Baptist, we must inform the authorities of this obvious instance of anti-Christian hate crime, which is illegal in most areas. If it isn't illegal, we must pressure our congressmen to make it so!" Well... actually that's pretty funny too.

jpeg 17 Jul 2003

"Thermodynamics Of Hell Fire"

uhh huh hu huh...fire is cool

Beavis 17 Jul 2003

Real or not, my personal favorite was at the middle school level, 2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking". Would someone tell my boss that? Maybe then I can go home...

cheekychk 17 Jul 2003