Did we mis-plan our Vegas trip? And where can I get some of these panties so I can be ironic?
About 750 people traveled to Las Vegas to attend the seventh annual National Abstinence Clearinghouse Conference, which runs through Sunday. Convention exhibitors displayed various abstinence items, including "Keep It" underwear depicting a large red stop sign with the message "No Trespassing."

I'll give you $20 if you go to the hotel lost and found and tell them you lost your virginity...
Larry Flynt 01 Jul 2003