Forbidden thoughts on 9/11

Warning: Some of these are unbelievably shallow and crass. Which is why I suppose they feel right at home here at House 8.

Fox News: "Fair and Balanced"

House 8: "Shallow and Crass"

Yeah, that fits.

For those not interested in wading through all 6 (!!) pages, this one pretty much sums it all up:

We were living in D.C., but it didn't really faze us that terrorists had hit our very own city. We attempted to go to the movies where a homeless man kindly told us that no movies were being shown that day; grudgingly ate at the only food establishment open --Taco Bell -- and ended up renting Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson Lee's staged X-rated extravaganza. We did the nasty all day (no thanks to Tommy and Pam), convincing ourselves that what we were doing was life affirming. And it was.

-- Name withheld

Gawd Bless Umuricuh.

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