Six geese-a-laying, Five... Chocolate Tiers...

Dear Graf,

Seeing as you have been such a sweetie this year, I looked into getting you the chocolate fountain you so badly crave. Sadly, at 395 bucks, this three-tiered model might as well be made out of diamonds, and pump rivers of liquid gold. When that didn't pan out I got you a plastic tiara and some delicious mad-cow beef

I'll be home soon with the goods,
love, jpeg