I wanna be hip and homeless
The Powers That Be have proposed building a giant metal box at the corner of Division and Clybourn to house displaced Cabrini residents and the city's homeless.
In one of the more ridiculous statements to come out of any mouth in recent memory, Lakefront Supportive Housing (the developer) CEO Jean Butzen waxes poetic:
"We thought it would be a really important statement to make that even people who are homeless, who are the poorest people in our society, deserve to live in a building designed by an internationally famous architect."
Oh my yes! Only the most trendy and hip for our city's homeless will do! Thankfully it will be conveniently close to a Starbucks, too.
Silly me, I'm no President and CEO of a housing development company, but I would've thought it might also be kind of important to HELP THEM TO NO LONGER BE HOMELESS?!?

Will this metal box have a conveyer belt at one end, big metal teeth in the middle and crank out tasty candies on Clyborn?
jpeg 14 Jan 2004