Look Out Pogs, it's BreakKey
Okay, this game makes rock, scissors, paper look like some sort of super brainy 4-D chess game; like the kind you'd see Spock kickin' ass on in Star Trek. Basically you take two plastic keys, insert them into each other and twist until one breaks. Buy another key, repeat until your knuckles are inflamed with arthritis.
From the makers of BreakNose! Use your BreakNose Collectible Hammer to smash your opponent's face until one of you is unconscious! (Outlawed in 42 states.)
Kent Brockman 13 Jan 2004