Ashcroft to have remainder of his soul removed
John Ashcroft will have his gall bladder removed. Presumably it will be cut out and thrown away like his brain and his tolerance of other viewpoints were previously. Crumpled pages from the bible fill all those voids equally well.
Ashcroft was diagnosed with a severe case of pancreatitus, which can be life-threatening.
Let's hope so! Get this scumbag in front of his maker ASAP.
From American Heritage Dictionary:
gall (n.) 1. Bitterness of feeling; rancor. 2. Something bitter to endure. 3. Outrageous insolence; effrontery. 4. John Ashcroft (see photo)
bladder (n.) 1. Any of various hollow or inflated saclike organs or structures; A blister or pustule or cyst filled with liquid or air, or in the case of John Ashcroft, both.
Also found while looking up these words: Black vomit (n.) Dark vomit consisting of digested blood and gastric contents; John Ashcroft's breakfast.
Gotta luv the dictionary!
il_postino 09 Mar 2004