Lose your jacket?
From craigslist:
FOUND - a guess jacket with stuff inside
Sometime in the last 30 days someone left a new Guess jacket in our apartment. It contained a condom, lube, a computer disk, and a page of schizophrenic notes and scribblings...
...if you can name the flavor and brand of your personal lubricant you can have your new coat back.
Ha!
Hey,
There was also two tickets to the opening night of "Ramboner, all-male cast" in there - what did you do with them? Whatever you do, do not try to look at that disk. As for the condom and lube, hey, I was visiting San Francisco. When in Rome... Yeah, I wanted to see what all the fuss was about. The notes I drew up in the cab on the way to your place after I forgot to use the lube. Painful. Hope you don't miss that roll of TP I stole. And don't look under the bathroom sink for a while. The stink will go away.
Paul 06 Apr 2004