Save me
While you'd be surprised how unlike the stereotype the south is (Well... Houston), social Darwinism is thriving down here. My 3 favorite current local stories:
* A man was found burned to death with his nipples cut off and the idiot police decided it was suicide!!! The family insists he was tortured and killed, since noone in recorded history has cut their nipples off to kill themselves.
* 2 weeks after the nutcase who stoned two of ther three children to death was found not guilty, another woman killed her baby in a microwave
* A guy survived a car accident on an elevated highway, got out of his car to sit on a guard rail, then fell 50 feet to his death.
You know, jpeg, this reminds me of one time when we were in KMart, and I looked around and it was like a circus sideshow, what with all the freaky looking people walking around.
I turned to Melissa and said, "Man, look at all these freaky people that come to KMart!"
She looked me right in the eye and said... "We're in KMart!"
QTip 24 Apr 2004