I miss Chicago...

A woman slipped into a local ballfield last week, cavorted naked around the stadium and took a pickax to a cash machine. Surveillance tapes show a strange and confused unclothed black woman as she stacked folding tables, chairs and traffic cones.

Inside the facility the woman found a pickax and attacked a cash machine. Although she first appears unclothed, later in the tape she is wearing a T-shirt and one sock. She then makes her exit through the team's souvenir shop. The police said it does not appear that the woman stole anything.

(greatly relieved about that)