This Just In: Jimmy Swaggart still an Asshole

This is everywhere, but in a Sept. 12th sermon, Swaggart said:

I've never seen a man in my life I wanted to marry.

And I'm going to be blunt and plain: If one ever looks at me like that, I'm going to kill him and tell God he died.

What I'd really like to know, however, is how is this an "apology?"

Swaggart said yesterday he jokingly has used the expression "killing someone and telling God he died" thousands of times, about all sorts of people. He said the expression is figurative and not meant to harm.

Oh, you're such a kidder, Jimmy! So God doesn't really want me to kill homosexuals?

This isn't an apology. It's further definition of why you're a complete fucking idiot.