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Mouse is a very frightened dog, but he has many tips on how you can help to make the world less scary for dogs, and pet him more.

My nim s Mows. Hirs ma FAQ freekly asst kwishins

What kind of dog is that?
Am 1 fast dogg. Am ril fast lak a beeg greyhown bet am smal lak I fit in yor lapp.

Is that a deer?
Nu. Am a dogg. Am su priddy lak a leetel dir.

Mouse, are you a good boy?
Yis. Am a ril gud boy.

Props: Cheekychk, Dooce