Scrotal Safety Commission

"Your testicles are an invaluable source of pleasure to you, your loved ones, and your whole family! But what do you know about your firm, pendulous bringers of life?"

This reminded me of my favorite camp song:
Scrotum, scrotum, s-c-r-o-t-u-m.
Scrotum, scrotum, without it you would be a femme...
Shaggy, baggy, covered with hair...
What would you do if it weren't there?

(you get the idea)

This 2nd grade moment brought to you by my friend Erica.