01 Nov 2004

 
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His mamma says he loves him, but she might be jivin' too...

By the looks of this picture, I'm not convinced that Jeb is going to vote for g-dummy!

This being the day before the election, how 'bout we blast the sucka with a caption contest for this photo:

mom always liked you more

"Not now Jeb, the Nascar dads are watching!"

"Hey Georgie, watch that left hand!"

"Man, do you smell... stop worrying about the election, I disqualified all those black voters..."

"Damn this wind... I'll just hold my mannequin so it doesn't blow over..."

"Sorry George, I will NOT let you do the Macarena in front of Floridians!"


 
 

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"Hey, don't tell Mom but I'm voting for Kerry!" "Me too!"

"Watch me pop the zit!"

"Yes! It's amazing! And I'm not even moving my lips!"

Ralph Nader 01 Nov 2004

We're straight but we're homophobes. Let's stand as far apart as possible when we embrace and look away from each other, so nobody thinks we're... y'know...

jpeg 01 Nov 2004

"Golly, Jeb, you hug me so much better than Dick Cheney"

"hold me back, Jeb, that schoolteacher has a Kerry button!"

cracker 01 Nov 2004

"C'Mon, Georgie! You used to act the same way when Mom and Dad used to make us take baths together..."

motero 01 Nov 2004

"Jeebus, George... STAND UP already! Mom thinks you gave up booze!"

neal bush 01 Nov 2004

"I know, I know, that meanie Osama said some bad things about you and that butting goat, this hug ought to make it ALL better..."

kathryn harris 01 Nov 2004

"Hey Jeb, if I stick my hand in your back, will you act like a puppet again? You know, like you did in 2000?"

nora 01 Nov 2004

"Don't be sad, George, Karl Rove says nasty things about EVERYONE!"

arnold schwartzenegger 01 Nov 2004

Stand still, Jeb, I'm trying to pull another victory out of your ass.

Chuck 01 Nov 2004

"This year, the Thinnest Lips Ever Contest had TWO winners!"

karen 01 Nov 2004