04 Nov 2004

 
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The United States has changed its name...

jesusland

Jesusland!

thanks to Ken W for IMing that to me


 
 

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Jesusland should be subdivided: the moral-rhetoric region, the any-war-is-a-good-war region, the nixons-lies-were-an-inspiration region, the twenty-scandals-and-counting region.

satan w bush 04 Nov 2004

Jesusland? Is that like Disneyland?

I wanna go to Jesusland!
I wanna go to Jesusland!
I wanna go to Jesusland!
I wanna go to Jesusland!
I wanna go to Jesusland!

spoiled kid 04 Nov 2004

America the giant, retarded trust fund kid with nuclear weapons: This country's nice, can we have Jesusland here?
This is America.
JESUSLAND!

What's this place, biblevania?
No, Israel.
I WANT A WATERSLIDE!

patton oswalt 05 Nov 2004

Is the "Jesus" of this so-called "Jesusland" the Jesus of the Jefferson Bible (also called "The Life and Morals of Jesus of Nazareth Extracted Textually from the Gospels")?

David Wozney 14 Nov 2004