The 1,420 Calorie Monster Thickburger
A self-described "monument to decadence," the Monster Thickburger consists of two slabs of beef (one-third pound each), three slices of cheese, four strips of bacon and a generous dollop of mayonnaise on top, and the whole thing is nestled between two sesame-seed buns.
Which are buttered.
Available at Hardees

Customer: "Look! I got a chinese finger trap in Monster Thickburger funmeal."
Hardees Cashier: "No sir, that's an arterial stint."
Carl 14 Dec 2004