The Golden Calf

Madame Tussaud's Wax Gallery is stirring things up with a nativity scene featuring David Beckham as Joseph and Posh Spice as Mary. Kylie Minogue, Tony Blair, George W. Bush and Samuel L. Jackson also star. "This is worse than bad taste. It is cheap," says some guy at the Vatican® who's aware of a distinction between these terms.

Venerating idols, crucifixes & french toast is still AOK with the Pontiff, despite being explicit no-nos in the good book.