Tossing his Salad

Police are looking for two women who sexually assaulted a man with a pair of cooking tongs. Police say the victim awoke Saturday morning with a metal object protruding from his body.

Doctors surgically removed an object identified as "one half of a pair of tongs," and turned it over to police. The victim who was using cocaine at the time, told police he does not remember much of what happened. He had been drinking and using cocaine at his mobile home Friday night when he saw two chicks outside and invited them in.

Do we need a white trash category?