Bud Light Presents...

...Real Men of Genius

(a fresh rant from jpeg, in a new format)

This one's for you Mister computer "soft" on-off switch inventor. For millions of years, machines knew their place, and humans held dominion. If you understood cause & effect, you could operate the space shuttle. But YOU had the courage to ask "What if the power switch only worked some of the time?"

Now whether your cd drive is grinding your Lindsey Lohan porno cd to plastic shavings or sparks are shooting out of your keyboard, you're not turning your system off till IT decides it's ready.
It might take a few minutes. It might take till Arbor Day.

Thanks to you, our computers sneer, "Push that On/Off button all you want, tech-wussie! I'm in control here."

So go cook a turkey, it's going to be a while,
and while you're at it, crack open a Bud Light

(bg vocals: Mister computer "soft" on-off switch inventor)