W.M.D. D.O.A.
The hunt for WMD is officially over.
The search was quietly called off in December (strangely) just after the election.
It took 2 years.
We didn't find a scintilla of evidence.
Isn't that odd?
Conservatively about 15,000 Iraqis are dead. (Probably more like 50,000) It's unclear if Donald Rumsfeld and George Bush will be able to get to all 15,000 hand-written apologies this year.
Oh well... I can't think about that. I have shopping to do, flags to wave and investments to take care of.

Hey, be sure to pick up some of them really neat-o keen-o bumper ribbon magnets while you're out! Anyone caught without one next week gets shot, or so I read on the Internets.
andrew 12 Jan 2005