and the winner is...

Results from a friendly caption contest:

10. W: "Seriously, feel how big my hand is. It's huge. I am the leader of the free world. I have big ol' oil drillin' God-fearin' Texan hands." (Scott B)

9. Chirac: "I expected your palm would be hairier." (David B)

8. W: "Ya see, Jacques, if your right hand had rolled as many joints as mine has, you'd be reluctant to shake on anything!" (Terry B)

7. W: "It's a deal. You support the war in Iraq and I'll have a fighter pilot accidently drop something on EuroDisney." (Scott B)

6. W: "You mean which hand I use makes a difference?" (Kitty W)

5. W: "By the way, Jacques, we're all sincerely pleased to see yer startin' to recover from that nasty dioxin incident." (Mike V)

4. W: "It worked great for Moises Alou! Look how tough my paw is!" (Steve B)

3. W: "Sometimes I feel like I got the whole world's nuts...right here in my hand!" (Bob R)

2. W: "So I was cupping Condi's ass like so and I got Ann Coulter over this knee. Who walks in? The First Lady!" (Scott B)

And the winner, submitted as his sole entry, comes from Alexander C:

1. W: "See that scar? I once tried to milk a bull!"