Get into Ashlee's pants to help tsunami victims

Wocka wocka wocka! Well, actually, hold the wockas - you can make that literally come true in the UNICEF celebrity auction I've been slaving over. One of the items offered is Ashlee Simpson's pants. Also up for grabs: a week-long internship at TEEN PEOPLE (alert your wealthy friends with teenagers!), a phone call from One Tree Hill's Chad Michael Murray (Pazen, contain yourself) and a visit to the set of Veronica Mars, where you can regale Karen's high school "little sister," series star/Shrine graduate Kristen Bell, with stories of her drunken boob flashing. Oh, and there's some sports stuff that I don't really understand at all. And it all benefits UNICEF's tsunami relief efforts. Yay! Get to bidding!