Unhappy Birthday

Buzzkills Time Warner want you to know that every time you wish your friends a loved ones a happy birthday by singing the song "Happy Birthday" and DON'T pay royalties to ASCAP, god kills a puppy. Or something.

So, Winster, if your co-workers want to wish you a happy birthday after work, have 'em buy you a shot instead of singing some lameass song. Otherwise, your bosses might have to bring the hammer down and start garnishing wages.

(via boing boing)