26 Apr 2005

  
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Random fact generator about hollywood's finest, Mr. Vin Diesel. Pretty funny stuff.

...and now a random fact about Vin Diesel:

Vin Diesel's skull is actually made of the powder of ground up bones from the Jabberwock.

Vin Diesel once impregnated me with a stare, then caused me to give birth to a fully grown baby afterwards just by winking at me, then turned the baby into a fully grown man and gave him superpowers just by shaking my hand. This man is better known as Brian Blessed.

The Ebola virus never actually existed. That's just what happens to your body naturally after Vin Diesel socks you good in the breadbasket.


 
 
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In the movie 'When Harry met Sally', Vin Diesel plays the heavy set older woman who after hearing Meg Ryan perform her own little orgasm says, "I'll have what she's having."

Billy Crystal 26 Apr 2005

Vin was my stand in all those years on the 'Golden Girls' set. I had to fight like a dog to keep him. Eventually I lost him to Rebecca Ramin, and there was no turning back

Bea Arthur 27 Apr 2005

i just wish vin would marry me

khadijah 21 Aug 2005

 
 
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