America's Most Patriotic Squirrel
"Sugar Bush Squirrel is 'The Military Mascot' and a 'Superhero' to our troops everywhere. She is working to keep our country free while helping to free Iraq. Sugar Bush Squirrel is boosting the morale of our military troops around the world by posing for humorous photos in military clothing with guns, tanks, planes and helicopters while wearing helmets, camouflage caps and a turban. Watch for more of her military shots in the near future as they shoot around the globe for freedom!!!"

What's the matter, couldn't get a bald eagle to wear a silly costume?
I think a liver fluke or a similar spineless parasite would have been a better choice.
Carl 11 May 2005