Bush reaches out to Trans-Gender Patriots

Attempting to drum up support for ANYTHING, President Bush trots out a gigantic Tommy Hilfiger poofy flag dress yesterday, July 4th. In an effort to mobilize his trans-gender and homosexual base, and also demonstrating that being a girly-man isn't actually a bad thing, Bush implored those opposed to same-sex marriage to "tone down the heated rhetoric."

"I have a lot of gay friends," Bush stated, "Karl Rove, Scott McLellan, that Cheney kid... and when a friend gets attacked, I don't like it." Bush followed his speech with a parodic rendition of the old showtune classic, twisted for laughs to "Laura, Get Yer Gun."

Mr. Blackwell panned Bush's feeble attempt at propping his flagging poll numbers ""Out of the blue, pops our president, and I’m seeing red - AND stars! It's like being hit with WMD... a wickedly monstrous dress!

"It's just dreary, drab and dour... wake up George, you’re getting worse by the hour!"

(this picture comes to our attention from that traitor, Scott B.)