Indictment Pool

This morning, Bush stammered and mispronounced his way through a bizarre P.R. piece with the American troops, with a generous helping of his usual coke-head jaw-grinding. At one point he says "If I'm still around..." you'll always have my support. Georgie knows what's coming. I haven't seen a politician so skittish since the final days of the Nixon whitehouse.

Three lesser & two major figures are expected to be indicted. Mix and match your way to a full indictment roster with the list below. But keep in mind charges may not only be treason, but conspiracy and/or perjury.