The Crappening

or if you prefer, Titanic the sequel...

- Patrick Fitzgerald may be asked this week to execute a new charter: investigating G.O.P. treason to make a case for impeachment.
- White house leakers say "W" is losing his mind due to the near-continual crappening of his image. Strong leader my ass, turns out he's just a giant pussy like his dear old dad.
- Sen. George Allen, (Republican - Va.) sensing one of W's slimey evasions, insists those indicted should resign.
- And the Harriet Miers nomination inches closer to defeat.
- Needless death # 2,000 is due anyday now in Iraq.

- As a bonus, creepy, underhanded Christian activist Ralph Reed may get snared in the Tom Delay case.

God it's a good time to be on the right side of things (the liberal and/or moderate side). Nice work, team!