Touchdown Jebus (#2)

Congregants at a church that erected a six-story tall Jebus say the creepy statue keeps watch over a section of freeway that used to be very dangerous. Twelve people died along the stretch of I-75 before the durned thing was erected. Since it went up two years ago, there have been no deaths.

In my favorite burst of publicized Aw-Shucks regionalism, Cletus the slack-jawed yokel commented, "Can't too much go wrong next to a big statue of Jesus!" (seriously, its in the article.)

Yee-haw! Praise the lord and pass the football.

Not to be confused with Touchdown Jebus 1