Are there Tums in Heaven?
The bowling gods called a Michigan man home shortly after he rolled the third perfect game of his life. When he got up to bowl the next game, he clutched his chest and fell over.
I'm picturing him with a bratwurst in the other hand and a beer helmet.
(overheard at the gates of heaven: "BAH-buh-Bahh-bah")

Who's picture is that?
Carl 30 Dec 2005