They touched my monkey

A german dude (below) is suing the CIA for wrongly kidnapping and torturing him.
For clarification the U.S. is the country that doesn't torture (but rejects legislation that bans torture), that was not responsible for Abu Ghraib (but reserves the right to torture) whose overseas citizens are not bound by the Geneva convention (except when they are), and who does not use extraordinary rendition (but has secret prisons all over Europe and now in North Africa).

It's crystal clear. I don't know why the God-damned liberals can't keep it straight.

"Actually... I enjoyed some of it."