Dumbest. Athlete. Ever.

Beer-loving, practice-hating Olympian Bode Miller failed to complete his fifth and final event, after he dropped his bong. But he's proud of his accomplishments (!) saying "I just wanted to go out and rock. And man, I rocked here!" Miller said, "it's been an awesome two weeks, I got to party and socialize at an Olympic level."

seriously. You can read his complete bizarre comments here.

In other news, even effete, right-wing-nut William F. Buckley concedes Iraq is lost.