Southern Intellect
(with apologies to Kristin & Troy)

Authorities arrested 3 southern college students in the recent string of church burnings in Alabama. Matthew Lee Cloyd said the first five were done "as a joke, and it got out of hand."
A few days later, Cloyd and his buds went back and burned four more churches as a diversion, intended to throw off investigators, but says the super-genius "the diversion did not work."
I've changed my mind. I'm FOR executing the oblivious.

If there are two things I can't stand, it's intollerance of other people and The South.
For more laughs at the expense of Americans who live below the Manson-Nixon Line, check out this movie:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0389828/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnx0dD0xfGZiPXV8cG49MHxrdz0xfHE9Q1NBfGZ0PTF8bXg9MjB8bG09NTAwfGNvPTF8aHRtbD0xfG5tPTE_;fc=2;ft=22;fm=1
carl 09 Mar 2006