no sex, no dirty diaper changes. just supervision.
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From the latest police blotter in Oak Leaves, the local paper out in Oak Park:
The basement door of a home on the 600 block of South Elmwood Avenue was forced open between 1:30 pm and 4:30 pm April 1. Ice cream, soup, Gatorade and soda were consumed. The person who entered the home used the bathroom in the home and drove a 1998 Toyota Camry, parked in the garage, into the overhead garage door causing $1,400 in damage.
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reminds me of my favorite sign, found and sent to Found magazine: "All tenants must lock the laundry room door after use, this will prevent unauthorized persons from defecating in the washing machines." And their classic followup: "All people authorized to defecate in the washers will be given a key."
jpeg 11 Apr 2006
Sometimes when drinking and driving I've ended up in other peoples homes and I can frolic for several hours before "cluing in to my surroundings", I simply grabbed a few icecream floats for the road and took a quick shit. Who wouldn't?
Talaria 29 Sep 2006
What? I was hungry! BTW, the soda was flat.
andrew 11 Apr 2006