Freeh-dumb Tower

After 5 years of nattering, and innumerable lame contributions from architects, bureaucrats and surviving family members with no taste, the new WTC broke wind, errr... ground today.

With 30 stories of windowless concrete at it's base, it's impervious to anyone who would try to blow it up via the McVeigh method, making it utterly suceptible to new terrorist methods that late capitalism's highest-paid, groupthinking, self-promoters are incapable of imagining.

It will stand a monument to fear and mediocrity until Bush needs to read My Pet Goat again.