18 Apr 2006

  
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That's uh-spicey meatball!

While Tom Cruise is expected to return to his home planet next month, there's still time for another disastrous PR move: Tommy's gonna eat his baby's placenta!

He'll need a big box of Placenta Helper as (almost) featured in a censored SNL skit: "Placenta Helper lets you stretch your placenta into a tasty casserole. Like Placenta Romanoff--a zesty blend of cheeses makes for the zingy sauce that Russian czars commanded at palace feasts."

Congratulations Tom, if you said you're gay at this point you'd actually seem less strange.
(Thanks to Carl for the illo.)


 
 
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Carl, I know exactly the stream of events that passed through your cranium to make this image possible, and I applaud you, sir.

andrew 19 Apr 2006

Andrew, there's a quote by and old cartoonist that I (kinda) remember that goes something like "Why draw what you can trace, why trace what you can cut out and paste down, why cut out and paste down what you can get someone else to do for you?"

While not exactly my official creedo, it applies here.

Carl 19 Apr 2006

 
 
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