24 Apr 2006

  
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Wealth makes you Attractive

Super sexy Lee Raymond who presided over Exxon when the Valdez wiped out the Alaskan coast was rewarded in April with a 400 million dollar retirement package, while oil went to 75 bucks a barrel and you're paying record prices at the pump. Raymond enjoys long walks on oily beaches, tongue-kissing and noisy $ex.

Dissenting Opinion from Peter the German guy I work with: "Can't he buy himself a neck?"

Seriously how much money would it take to put yourself anywhere in the vicinity of Quasimodo's lips?


 
 
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looks like he bought himself about 6 necks already

motero 24 Apr 2006

He's got a jowlbeard! Seriously, how creepy would it be if he grew not a goatee, but a JOWL goatee?!?!? A jowl soulpatch would pull ALL da ladies, fo sho'!

andrew 24 Apr 2006

it's where I stash my cash, muthahfuckahs! You WISH you had a neck like this. The loose coins sound fantastic as I strut down to Hooker Lane. All the gals follow me like the Pied Fucking Piper

goiterboy 25 Apr 2006

Why drill in Alaska when we have untapped oil reserves between that dudes neck folds.

You'd think with all that money he'd own a mirror.

Carl 26 Apr 2006

If he lubes it up, I'd fuck his greed-goiter for a mere $120 million. But no kissing.

Quagmire 26 Apr 2006

I'll bet that thing unzips like a fanny pack, and it's full of money...

jpeg 26 Apr 2006

Exxon nets 93 million dollars a day. GOod thing they have all the civil rights you do, or things would be uneven.

factoid 27 Apr 2006

 
 
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