22 May 2006

  
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The Human Pupa

The poshAir sleeping bag is (so they say...) "a breakthrough in inflight comfort. This luxurious cocoon, that's easy to slip on and off, zips you into an extra layer of lightweight warmth. The poshAir features a hood, armholes, inside pocket and two belt loops for your visibly fastened seat belt to slip through." (Wow, tell me more)

PoshAir is a modern, hygienic sleeping accommodation for travel and a delicious way to transform yourself into a complete idiot. Convenient, chic (!?) and comfortable, the poshAir can make you look like an ass in private jets & commercial airplanes, and makes it easier for embarassed friends to toss you from helicopters, yachts, automobiles and trains.

"For a maximized poshAir experience, please remove your shoes before stepping inside. (shoes..? hell just take everything off.) Grey only. (I'd prefer the visibility of bright pink) Buy the XL size so your gal can give you a handjob in relative privacy.
Butterfly wings solds separately.

Just $99 from SkyMall


 
 
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I've had some time to think about this "product".

Answer me this: When was the last time you actually felt cold on a plane? I can't think of a single flight where I wasn't already stewing in my own juices . . . without the aid of the roasting bag pictured above

carl 22 May 2006

I tore this out of Skymall for framing. I think it makes becoming the flight's resident hamster man that much easier.

I've also revised the idea for the "project." It's got Sundance written all over it.

andrew 22 May 2006

How funny - I flew to Miami this past weekend and marvled at this very product in SkyMall. All you need to accompany it is the inflatable travel pillow to look like a complete jackass.

motero 23 May 2006

The guy with the travel wedge needs a travel wedgie. (And I tore the cocoon out of Skymall too).

jpeg 23 May 2006

 
 
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