Management by Scandal

It's been a few weeks since the last piece of Bush incompetence. and as this White House prefers, the next scandal has arrived like clockwork to unseat all the previous ones. The President would appreciate if all journalists would now abandon the ramifications of all previous topics including:
- Those two kids who were personally slaughtered in Iraq by Zarqawi's replacement
- The murder of Iraqi civilians
- Bush's blind journalist gaffe
- etc.

Let's all get on the same page and half-assedly wonder about the next issue with faux-probing, never-answered ethical questions. The scandal du jour is:
"We've been secretly observing your financial transactions!"
Democrats are instructed to continue wimpering and spinning their wheels.

Jefferson wouldn't recognize this country.
Stalin would!