26 Jul 2006

 
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Boy-Band Member: "I like Boys"


Lance Bass, his eyebrows tweezed beyond repair, has disclosed that he is a member of the homosexual persuasion. In much the same way you would release the information, Lance chose a cover story in a respectable weekly mag. Although this is about as surprising as George Michael or RIchard Chamberlain outing themselves, the news is expected to devastate the boy-band community.

If everything had worked out he would have been the first gay boy-band astronaut.

As always, noone anywhere has any interest in any aspect of Joey Fatone's life.
Now about Justin Timberlake...


 
 

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The gays can have him.

Sorry Jpeg.

Carl 26 Jul 2006

I'm more intrigued by the side story there: "Colin Farrell Sober Six Months." Just in time for Miami Vice to come out! He ain't gonna be sober for long!

Ok, so who's going with me, anyway? Now don't everyone put your hands up at once... I know Pazen's in. He's already got tickets I hear.

...I can feel it comin' in the air tonight...

andrew 26 Jul 2006

 
 
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