Ken Lay: Dead
Ken Lay has reportedly died of a "massive coronary," which may be another way of saying he was killed by the collective thoughts and hopes of millions of people.
So long, dickhead.
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I seriously wonder if he killed himself and made it look like a coronary for insurance purposes. I'm sure there are ways to do that. Maybe he ate at Cracker Barrel for like 3 months straight or something.
andrew 05 Jul 2006
What to watch for: Mrs. Lay's assets will turn out to be safe from the trial's plaintiffs. ...neo-cons will rehabilitate Ken Lay as a "wronged billionaire" towards passing new legislation favorable to billionaires..
jpeg 05 Jul 2006
Damn, the fucker won't be buried in Houston. If anyone is travelling to Colorado I will supply you with a big steaming bag of dogshit to apply generously to his headstone...
jpeg 07 Jul 2006
yeah... that or he was given a new identity by Bush and he's in one of his 20 vacation homes, maybe the one in Switzerland. When I get back to Houston, maybe I'll piss on his "grave."
jpeg 05 Jul 2006