Top ten British Pickup Lines

...have been published. Not since Prince Charles wished he was Camilla's tampon has a come-on been such a turn-off. Apparently British gals have a taste for horrible, cornball pickup lines.

4 samples:
- "Didn't it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
- "The only things your eyes haven't told me is your name."
- Was your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
- "You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day."

This stuff actually gets a pasty, brown-toothed Brit to third base? I can't believe reproduction actually occurs in the U.K. The best reply to these is to punch the guy.