25 Jul 2006

  
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What this Country needs is...

....tougher zombie laws.

Six friends on their way to a zombie party, spruced up in fake blood and tattered clothing, were arrested in downtown Minneapolis on suspicion of toting "simulated weapons of mass destruction," and striking fear into the hearts of good, fear-primed Minneapolites.
The good police of Minneapolis say the group were carrying bags with wires sticking out, making it look like a bomb, while meandering their way to a "zombie dance party." "They were arrested for behavior that was suspicious and disturbing," said some cop.

What was this great nation of ours founded for, if not to protect us all from "zombies?" What if the terrorists had dressed up as zombies and used that as a ruse to blow up beautiful cosmopolitan Minneapolis? Only the GOP can save us on this issue.


 
 
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The coming zombie plague is no laughing matter but, honestly, they'd starve to death in Minneapolis.

Carl 25 Jul 2006

Thank God they weren't out arresting actual gun-wielding criminals... No these cops were on zombie patrol.

gunsmoke 25 Jul 2006

Lemme skool you a little: The police are there to protect private property and profit-making interests . . . civilian safety ranks pretty low.

Carl 25 Jul 2006

I've been to Minnepolis, I can't tell the difference btwn. these people and everyone else who lives there.

Nora 25 Jul 2006

 
 
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